SM is...
Author: Unknown
Filed in: humor
*SM is watching the neighborhood kids play cops and robbers, and the look on the face of the one that has maneuvered herself into being the victim - all tied up and the center of attention.*SM is when the belt hits, first it stings like hell, then it's warm.
*SM is two guys on a Harley, the front one raunchy and hairy and wearing full leathers, and his passenger in neat Levis, polo shirt, and tennis shoes.
*SM is the lady doctor from out of state that you keep tied up in a cage all weekend, and you invite your friends.
*SM is trying to piss while your Mistress holds your cock and makes comments.
*SM is your slave holding her hair out of the way without being told, as you put on her collar.
*SM is the quiet typist by day who turns into a whip-wielding mistress by the night in a professional house of dominance.
*SM is the sweat, and wondering if you are going to pass out, and finally letting go.
*SM is a pair of tiny gold handcuffs on an expensive dress at the symphony.
*SM is Sunday brunch at an SM bar: even though you're a straight couple, the leathermen know that you're into it too.
*SM is the Story of O, when you've been there, too.
*SM is putting in an ad, and you get 55 responses the first week.
*SM is making your boyfriend wear a French maid outfit, and serve lunch to you and your two best girlfriends, who are into women's lib.
*SM is screaming "THAT'S ONE SIR! THANK YOU SIR!" at the top of your lungs.
*SM is the gratitude, all your life, to the person who brought you out.
*SM is trying to explain the massive frame and eyebolts to your landlady.
*SM is finding the perfect pair of boots.
*SM is your new slave, blindfolded, masturbating, and telling his secret fantasies, while you watch and listen to every marvelous detail.
*SM is falling asleep with your hands and feet bound- and the dreams.
*SM is the guy at the party who asks if he can try on your handcuffs.
*SM is the proud African youth in National Geographics, wtih a skewer through his cheeks, and knowing that you both know what you know.
*SM is forgetting to take off your steel cockring, and it sets off the alarm at the airport.
*SM is how hot her ass feels when you caress the welts.
*SM is putting up with a picky uncertain submissive, novice-new, who doesn't know how to say what she wants to say; but finally gets down to it, and takes your breath away with the magnificent totality of her submission.
*SM is all the people explaining why SM is so bad, knowing nothing about it, and you want to giggle, because they're so serious.
*SM is the perfume of sweaty leather.
*SM is your fifth anniversary, and all your friends hold and cuddle you while your lover has a professional piercer put a gold ring through your labia. Afterwards she holds and kisses you, and you'd do anything for her.
*SM is Errol Flynn chained by pirates.
*SM is the uniform in your closet, waiting for Saturday night.
*SM is being absentminded at work on Monday.
*SM is being taken downstairs blindfolded and handcuffed. After you're stripped and tied up, the blindfold comes off, and you see it's soundproof.
*SM is hurting the one you love, just exactly right.
*SM is wondering what your co-executives would say if they knew about the welts and the sticky panties underneath your conservative suit.
*SM is wishing you could afford one of everything at the SM shop.
*SM is seeing a branding, done right, and marveling "how easy!"
*SM is how good your nipples feel when the clamps are perfect; and then the little bite more, and how your nipples adjust to accept that, too.
*SM is the humiliation of discovering that your new slave is far more experienced than you are.
*SM is spotting an ancient gay masochist on the bus: shaved head, faded jacket, heavy chain and padlock around his neck, tattoos coming out of his collar and cuffs - quiet, upright, proud, centered, and content.
*SM is shaking talcum powder into your rubber suit.
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