Essays Tagged: Humor
You know you are kinky when ... by Unknown
Filed in: humor
... You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" ... Your entire Music collection con[...]
BDSM Tech Support by Anonymous
Filed in: humor
L: Hi. I was trying to do the candle wax dripping thing, and it's not working. B: Have you lit the candle? L: I need to light it? B: Yes, if you want it to drip wax. L: How do I light it? B: With[...]
Twas the Night Before Christmas... Kinky by MangledTulip
Filed in: humor
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain, Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain) The shackles were hung by the chimney with care, And the St. Andrews cross st[...]
SM is... by Unknown
Filed in: humor
*SM is watching the neighborhood kids play cops and robbers, and the look on the face of the one that has maneuvered herself into being the victim - all tied up and the center of attention. *SM is wh[...]
Slogans and Signature Lines by Unknown
Filed in: humor
Build a thousand bridges in your lifetime, but suck one dick, are you known forever as the bridge builder? Violet wands. They're everywhere you expect them to be. --Visa They're always after me lil [...]
10 Doms Online by Unknown
Filed in: dominance, humor, newbies, online
1. The 'I Am Dom Hear Me Roar' Dom: All shiny new leather wear, with a belt full of toys (just bought at Jack's Whip-O-Rama). Of *course* he knows what to do! He read SM101...and even watched Ex[...]
7 Subs Online by Unknown
Filed in: submission, humor, online
1. POOR-ME SUB: This "sub" always has something going wrong in her life. Of course, it is never her fault... she is always being played upon and victimized by others. If only she found the *[...]
BDSM Truth or Dare by #Submission
Filed in: humor, fun
A game of T or D is always encouraged on channel. Some will play and some won't, so just talk and play around each other. It makes for a fun time. Thanks to the member[...]
An Interesting View of Sadomachism by Donald L Miesen
Filed in: humor, sm, sadomasochism
SM: The Erotic Game SM: The Erotic Minority SM: The Erotic Controversy SM is watching the neighborhood kids play cops and robbers, and the look on the face of the one that has maneuvered herself int[...]
A Dominant is NOT... by Author Unknown
Filed in: dominance, humor
1. The 'I Am Dom Hear Me Roar' Dom: All shiny new leather wear, with a belt full of toys just bought at Jack's Whip-O-Rama). Of *course* he knows what to do! He read SM101... and even watched Exit To [...]
