Essays Tagged: Humor
Southern Baptist Submission by Author Unknown
Filed in: humor, religion
GADFLY'S ONLINE CHRISTIAN BONDAGE AND DOMINATION STOREIn support of the recent Southern Baptist edict that women should "submit to their husbands," we have acquired an inventory of beginning[...]
30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy by Author Unknown
Filed in: humor
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your [...]
How to be a Really Obnoxious Dominant by Author Unknown
Filed in: humor
~ Insist that all Bondage play be done only with Silly string.~ For gagging, use Giant Supersourball Bubble gum, found in Grocery vending machines.~ When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bo[...]
10 Reasons We Need a Submissive as President by Author Unknown
Filed in: submission, humor
10. A submissive is ready to serve 24/79. She is very protective8. She knows how to negotiate7. She is not afraid of being told when she had done something wrong, most of the time she will tell on her[...]
What NOT to say to your Dominant... by Author Unknown
Filed in: humor
Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs. "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and c[...]
Lessons Learned by kaya
Filed in: humor, lessons, quips
As anyone who reads my journal could tell you, I am far from the "perfect" slave. I slip and fumble, make mistakes, make the same one again... and again... routinely. But, tirelessly, my Mas[...]
More Things NOT to Say to your Dominant... by blushRedTail
Filed in: humor
- Is that the BEST You can do? - There is no such thing as long enough or hard enough... - i have NO limits - You wouldn't DARE do that... - i can take whatev[...]
